The Life Of An Alpaca

Ordered a Bruins Stanley Cup hat on Amazon that was half-price. It’s a sort of replacement for my Stanley Cup shirt, which is my favorite shirt, but (and this may be because of how often I wear it) it’s faded, has a hole in it, and has a grease stain in one spot. Which is odd, since I rarely eat greasy food, and when I do, I usually just get it all over my face. (That’s what she said?) And this shirt seems to be one of a kind, since I have not been able to find it anywhere. I bought it at a Wal-Mart in Framingham Massachusetts last year, but it’s not on Wal-Mart’s site.

This is an awfully long post about a man buying a hat.