The Life Of An Alpaca |
28. I live in Syracuse. I'm from Massachusetts originally. I feel like I should be back there. I love a whole lot of comedies and dramas. Movies and TV. I absorb a whole lot of pop culture, even when it's not good for me. I have a great wife and a great best friend. |
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NotesI go on vacation tomorrow to Rhode Island. On this trip I’ll be:
Hanging out with my best friend constantly.
Going to some nostalgic places in Massachusetts, including Brigham’s.
Seeing Silversun Pickups perform.
Going to the Museum of Science in Boston.
Going to see the Red Sox.
Eating a fuck ton of delicious food.
Looking at an apartment in Waltham (Haha WHAT.)
I CAN’T WAIT.
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NotesThe literally me tag on my tumblr is shockingly accurate.
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My thousandth tweet. That about sums it all up.
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Notes Movies I haven’t seen that have surprised people at work:Point Break
Top Gun
Stand By Me
The Ringer (Dead fucking serious.)
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NotesSometimes I think about changing my picture on here, but I don’t want to confuse anyone.
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NotesI think my problem is that my only interests are watching movies and drinking.
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NotesToday at work I went a little insane and sang Call Me Maybe while working in the aisle. And I only know a couple of lines so it was just that over and over for a while. This is my life. This is the life I choose to lead.
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NotesLiz: I don't understand how Triton's daughters have bouffant hairdos. Mike: Well how can Triton do all that other stuff? Liz: Because he's King Triton! Mike: And obviously King Triton would have magical sperm that would lead to daughters with magical, lustrous hair! Liz: Ugh. Liz: I think I went in a different direction with that than you intended. -
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NotesMy weight loss goal is to be comfortable posting a picture of myself recreating Gob’s “PROFESSIONAL MAGICIAN, DO NOT ATTEMPT” moment.
