The Life Of An Alpaca

Gettin’ my wine on tonight!

Damn I make some bomb-ass chili. I hate ever complimenting myself, but great job, Mike!

I think I’m most people’s whitest friend.

We had homemade falafel for dinner, which was delicious. Y’know my wife Liz is a really great cook. I didn’t even know that when we got together, it just turned out to be a great bonus on top of how awesome I already knew she was.

Wow I have seen a LOT of shitty movies.

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Annie Hall

Ghostbusters

Shaun of the Dead

Nixon

The Departed

Inglourious Basterds

Duck Soup

Inception

Manhattan Murder Mystery

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Jaws

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Back to the Future

The Shawshank Redemption

The Godfather Part II

I could go on forever…

dinsdalemug asked: Quid pro quo, what are 5 random facts about yourself? :o)

1. I’m hoping/planning to move back to Boston this fall. I haven’t lived there in 18 years, but I still feel like I miss it a lot.

2. I think the best movie I saw this year was Skyfall. The most fun I had watching a movie, though, was The Avengers. Such a perfect summer movie!

3. I saw Django Unchained yesterday and liked it a lot, but didn’t love it. I still think Inglourious Basterds is QT’s best film.

4. I’m visiting Boston in three weeks for my birthday. It’ll just be me, my wife Liz, and my best friend Morgan. I can’t wait! Gonna go to dinner in Rhode Island, then go to Target drunk. I really haven’t looked forward to a birthday this much since I was a kid!

5. My cat Harry loves being warm. Obviously, that’s a normal cat thing. But not only does he like to lie underneath our extremely warm radiator, but he likes to lay with his face against the pipe running into it. A pipe I have actually burned my foot on more than once. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, CAT?

Bought some Spider-Man boxers at Target because they were on clearance for half-price.

Ladies.

(Source: tarasnacktyl, via everythingisungodly)

I wish I was friends with Ernie Hudson.