The Life Of An Alpaca

muffinrun:

“This is insane? You know what’s insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked “who should be named Wesley Snipes”, you’d pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!”

“In England, we call it a film pod.”

“Gang way for foot cyclists!”

“I can’t go back to England. I can’t bear the thought of us hosting the 2012 Olympics. We’re not ready, Liz. Have you seen the Beijing opening ceremonies? We don’t have that kind of control over our people.”

“It’s like that brilliant film ‘Notting Hill.’ I’m British and charming and she’s … got certain angles that work for her.”

“I can kill bugs and open jars for you, and you can make me look less gay at work functions.”

“This is meant to be. We’re like Russ and Rebecca on Chums.”

(Source: diminished-reality)

Yes. Words With Friends. I can (almost) understand what happened to Alec Baldwin.

(Source: prettytragicthings)

ghost-of-enid:

Sesame St just did a “30 Rocks” bit. With Jack and Lemon. Lemon was wearing Tina Fey glasses too. I am pretty pleased right now.

Normal is a woman and woman getting married and having a child.

(Source: yousaybagelwrong)

(Source: illuminatingrealization)

heyiamwhatiam:

30 Rock’s memorable quotes (per character)
↳Jack Donaghy [Season 5 Episode 1-11]

(Source: lemonclanarchive, via blurgtothefuture)

“I can’t get a cup of coffee in New York for six dollars.” - Alec Baldwin

I love the holiday flourish at the end. It reminds me of Scrooged.

I also love how incredibly hammy Alec Baldwin is.