The Life Of An Alpaca

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fakeneddieseagoon:

Drew: Nice of those guys to give up their court for us.
Liz: …Yeeeah. 

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ballingelicash:

All day.

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muffinrun:

“This is insane? You know what’s insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked “who should be named Wesley Snipes”, you’d pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!”

“In England, we call it a film pod.”

“Gang way for foot cyclists!”

“I can’t go back to England. I can’t bear the thought of us hosting the 2012 Olympics. We’re not ready, Liz. Have you seen the Beijing opening ceremonies? We don’t have that kind of control over our people.”

“It’s like that brilliant film ‘Notting Hill.’ I’m British and charming and she’s … got certain angles that work for her.”

“I can kill bugs and open jars for you, and you can make me look less gay at work functions.”

“This is meant to be. We’re like Russ and Rebecca on Chums.”

“This tastes like lighter fluid.”

*10 minutes later*

“MORE BUSINESS JUICE, PLEASE!”

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ballingelicash:

ACK.

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imnoscar:

never thought I’d feel sorry for a guy with a tattoo of a leprechaun vomiting on a book

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