The Life Of An Alpaca

Have you seen that ad for Admission? With Paul Rudd and Tina Fey talking about why you should see it?

I think it might exist because despite the presence of Paul Rudd and Tina Fey (who are both amazing) the movie just does not look that funny. So they’re shooting all this extra shit with them riffing to get people to go. IDK. It seems odd how indifferent I feel towards this movie. Maybe it’s that it’s ANOTHER romantic comedy. Busy businesswoman who’s too busy for love!

Why have I written so many words about this oh yeah it’s because I’m drunk.

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everythingisungodly:

this would have been me, had I ever tried to pick up guys in bars

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muffinrun:

“This is insane? You know what’s insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked “who should be named Wesley Snipes”, you’d pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!”

“In England, we call it a film pod.”

“Gang way for foot cyclists!”

“I can’t go back to England. I can’t bear the thought of us hosting the 2012 Olympics. We’re not ready, Liz. Have you seen the Beijing opening ceremonies? We don’t have that kind of control over our people.”

“It’s like that brilliant film ‘Notting Hill.’ I’m British and charming and she’s … got certain angles that work for her.”

“I can kill bugs and open jars for you, and you can make me look less gay at work functions.”

“This is meant to be. We’re like Russ and Rebecca on Chums.”

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I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.

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hoppeduponsupercool:

1(800)OK-FACE

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ghost-of-enid:

Sesame St just did a “30 Rocks” bit. With Jack and Lemon. Lemon was wearing Tina Fey glasses too. I am pretty pleased right now.